Some men would rather suffer through a root canal than go shopping.
What is it about that breed of male who finds it perfectly acceptable to button up the same tired shirt week after week with no sign of despair? He’ll deny those hints of underarm discoloration and ring around the collar to his grave. In sum, the man will stop at nothing to avoid a wardrobe revamp.
Squirm no more, Daddy-O. Log onto Listerouge-paris.com (no need even to remove your rump from the couch) and order a fresh stock of French-label custom-made dress shirts. You pick the fit and style, from collar to cuff. They’ll send a test shirt to ensure the perfect fit.
And you thought the Internet was only good for online banking and porn.
Available online at listerouge-paris.com.