It happens every time.

You arrive at the hair salon, weary and worn, hoping for some respite from the cold, cruel world.

And there she is in the next chair. Jabber Jaw Jenkins. Yammering away at you like a tweaking auctioneer as you clutch the scratchy robe to your chest, asking yourself, Why are other people allowed in here?

Consider this: At your house they’re not. Smart folks craving privacy call locks master Enrico Ferrante and let him snip away in the comfort of their own kitchens. No prying eyes. No “friendly” neighbors. Just one hot man and his magic scissors. Everyone from television anchors to Bergdorf blondes have invited Enrico over, so you can be sure you will emerge from the experience looking and feeling better than ever.

With your sanity intact.

Enrico Ferrante (917-496-6025); by appointment only.