Visit Singapore, rock with hot Swedes, and get hitched (or at least buy the dress). All in one weekend. (Who said you can’t live like a star?)

SEE
Sahara Hotnights
What: Hard-rocking Swedish chicks (heh, heh) deliver raw pop and punk.
Why: Your own badass sneer needs work.
When: Sun. at 10 p.m.
Where: Bowery Ballroom, 6 Delancey St., at Bowery (866-468-7619 or ticketweb.com).

“Ritalin for Two”
What: A comedic one-act starring UES private-school girls and their issues.
Why: The a) uniforms, b) prescription drugs, c) teen angst, or d) all of the above.
When: Wed.-Sat. at 8 p.m. Through Aug. 28.
Where: Under St. Marks, 94 St. Marks Place, b/t First Ave. and Ave. A (212-868-4444 or smarttix.com).

GO
Singapore Chili Crab Festival
What: Authentic cuisine, live music, chili crabs, kickboxing demos, and (wait for it) dragon dancing.
Why: A wacky trip to the South Seas! With beer! And you won’t get arrested for chewing gum!
When: Sun. Noon-6 p.m.
Where: Brooklyn Water Street Lounge, 66 Water St., b/t Dock and Main Sts.

BUY
Loehmann’s Badgley Mischka Sale
What: Stunning evening dresses and bridal gowns, were $495-$12,900, now $199-$3,999.
Why: Someday a prince might come?
When: Thurs. 8 a.m.-9 p.m., Fri.-Sat. 9 a.m.-9 p.m., Sun. 11 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: Loehmann’s, 101 Seventh Ave., at W. 16th St. (212-352-0856).

powerHouse Bookstore Summer Sale
What: Up to 70 percent off coffee-table art books.
Why: Never too early for holiday shopping.
When: Thurs.-Fri. 10 a.m.-7 p.m., Sat. noon-6 p.m.
Where: 68 Charlton St., b/t Varick and Hudson Sts. (212-604-9074).

EAT
Lombardi’s Pizzeria
What: America’s oldest (and tastiest) pizzeria took over the space next door.
Why: More room = less wait time? Dream on, buster.
When: Thurs. 11:30 a.m.-11:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 11:30 a.m.-12:30, Sun. 11:30 a.m.-10:30 p.m.
Where: 32 Spring St., b/t Mulberry and Mott Sts. (212-941-7994).