Hooray for habitués, ham bones, and hounds. The weekend is upon us.

DO
scopeNY
What: Dealers turn hotel rooms into mini galleries for cutting-edge art.
Why: Like the Armory but for fresh blood.
When: Fri.-Sun. noon-8 p.m.
Where: Flatotel, 135 W. 52nd St, b/t Sixth and Seventh Aves. (212-268-1522).

Prom Night
What: The cool kids dress up (for once), exchange corsages, and take it slow on the dance floor.
Why: Any excuse to put out.
When: Sat. 9 p.m.-4 a.m.
Where: Flux Factory, 3838 43rd St., b/t 38th Ave. and Northern Blvd., Long Island City (718-707-3362).

SEE
Dazed & Abused
What: Witty Edinburgh hit that ridicules our image-obsessed society.
Why: Check your “skinny” mirror at the door.
When: Fri.-Sun. at 8 p.m.
Where: DVF Studio, 385 W. 12th St., at Washington St. For tickets email dazedinnyc@icgroupltd.com.

EAT
Sunday Brunch at Cafe Gray
What: They start serving it this weekend.
Why: Views are even better when you can see them.
When: Sundays, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.
Where: Time Warner Center, 10 Columbus Cir., at 59th St., third fl. (212-823-6338).

BUY
Clio
What: Designer tabletop items are 50 percent off.
Why: You’re mad as a hatter. So throw a tea party.
When: Thurs.-Sat. 11 a.m.-7 p.m., Sun. noon-6 p.m.
Where: 92 Thompson St., b/t Prince and Spring Sts. (212-966-8991).