Funny how our most cherished objects come to seem like beloved friends.

But it’s a fine line between cute (naming your car) and crazy (talking to your shoes).

Pink Rock jewelry keeps your feet firmly planted on the right side of nut ball. Each piece has so much personality that it has a name and character description on the website.

Bernadette, a stunning pair of bird-shaped smoky topaz earrings, is a Renaissance woman with a penchant for leaving men heartbroken. Then there’s nature girl Kimberlina, a pair of gold-plated charm earrings with triplets of dangling stones. Camille is an abalone-shell pendant combined with dangling white star shells. According to her makers, she’s got a “lustful, take-charge attitude,” making her a perfect partner in crime for nights on the town. You may even be tempted to forsake your other friends for her company.

But, you know. Don’t.

That would cross that line we were talking about.

Available online at pinkrocknyc.com.