Yes, we know. It’s March and you can’t stand to even think about bikinis.

So you probably don’t wanna know about JG4B, the incredibly tough-to-score swimsuits by famed illustrator and designer Jasper Goodall. You don’t want to know that the Psychedelic Poolside Dream collection includes spunky bikinis named La Mer, Killer Whale, and Purple Haze. Like you’d dare dream of rocking swim gear inspired by ’60s poster art and icons like Hendrix, Birkin, and Jackie O.

And, really, like you give a damn about sexy, low-slung shapes, vibrant colors, and trippy images. Like you even want to have the best suit at the beach. Like you care if you ever go to the beach again.

Fine.

We won’t say another word.

Available at C. Ronson, 239 Mulberry Street, between Prince and Spring Streets (212-625-9074). To see styles, go to jg4b.com.