Online - March 23, 2005

Peep Hole

Peep Machine

In the Library of Magical Food Stuffs, Wonders of Peeps can be found somewhere between Annals of Cheese Puffs and Pop Rock Chronicles.

The most resilient of treats, Peeps can withstand extreme temperatures and have a shelf life of fourteen years. Though made of sugar, they don’t dissolve in water.

Now you hold the key to these mystical confections.

How? With the Peeps Marshmallow Maker, a DIY kit revolutionizing the way mallow is delivered to the masses. The set comes with a mixer, molds, two marshmallow mixes, and packets of the trademarked neon crystallized sugar.

In just minutes, you’ll be cranking out factory-quality chicks, bunnies, hearts, and stars. For piles of Peeps in a jiffy, enlist the neighbors’ kids and start an assembly line.

Which leaves you plenty of time to write Volume II, Power to the Peeps: the Sugar-Rush Revolution.

Available online at fredflare.com.