It’s the last weekend of the month, winter is (allegedly) over, and you have nothing (nothing!) to show for it. A few quick ways to make March mean something.

SEE
“Slower”
What: Talented photo-blogger’s first solo show. Take that, art school dropouts.
Why: 1.) Rub elbows with the bloggerati.
When: Thurs.-Sat. noon-6 p.m.
Where: Jen Bekman, 6 Spring St., b/t Elizabeth St. and Bowery (212-219-0166).

“Vernacular Territory”
What: Artists take on American landscapes and discover the monumental in the mundane.
Why: 2.) So. You may not be that boring after all.
When: Opening Thurs. 6 p.m.-8 p.m., Fri. & Sat. 11 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: Ariel Meyerowitz Gallery, 120 Eleventh Ave., b/t 20th and 21st Sts., second fl. (212-414-2770).

HEAR
The Dears
What: Montreal exports deliver Smith-like hooks in an art-rock atmosphere.
Why: 3.) Brush up on your Canuckian.
When: Fri. at 10 p.m.
Where: Maxwell’s, 1039 Washington St., at 11th St., Hoboken (201-653-1703). (Yes, Hoboken. Take a ferry. Get over it.)

EAT
Breakfast
What: Monkey bread, waffles Fosters, and strawberry-covered French toast.
Why: 4.) Rediscover carbs and wash them down with Ovaltine.
When: Sun. 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: Jones, 41 Greenwich Ave., b/t Charles and Perry Sts. (212-255-3606).

Easter Brunch
What: Egg hunt, Madeline, and puppet show (for little kids); mimosas, fancy hotel eggs, and no clean-up (for big kids).
Why: 5.) Yolk around with the junior set.
When: Sun. Call ahead for reservations.
Where: The Carlyle, 35 East 76th St. at Madison Ave. (212-744-1600).

BUY
Tribeca Trunkt Store
What: Collective-cum-shop filled with emerging designers (Tre & Sen, Yumi Chen, Pink Sugar).
Why: 6.) Be the first to know the latest.
When: Thurs.-Sat. noon-7:30 p.m., Sun. noon-6 p.m.
Where: 333 Greenwich St., b/t Jay and Duane Sts. (646-263-8795).