Celebrate the Bard’s birthday. Playing is definitely the thing.

EAT
The Stanton Social
What: Sharing encouraged (onion soup dumplings, mini burgers, oysters Rockefeller) at new LES boite.
Why: Eye of newt, and toe of frog, wool of bat, and tongue of dog.
When: Thurs.-Sat. 5 p.m.-3 a.m., Sun. 5 p.m.-2 a.m.
Where: 99 Stanton St., b/t Ludlow and Orchard Sts. (212-995-0099).

SEE
Fotorelief
What: Startling silent photo auction (Leibovitz, Testino, Klein) benefiting tsunami relief.
Why: There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
When: Thurs. 7 p.m.-10 p.m., Fri. noon-5 p.m., Sat. 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: Milk Gallery, 450 West 15th St., b/t Ninth and Tenth Aves., ground flr. (212-625-3163).

Tupperware Orgy
What: Ninety-minute farce of addiction, dismemberment, lesbians, and the religious right.
Why: This be madness, yet there is method in’t.
When: Thurs.-Sat. at 8 p.m.
Where: The Brick, 575 Metropolitan Ave., b/t Union and Lorimer Sts., Williamsburg (718-907-3457).

DO
Twins in Togas Party
What: “Twins” in matching Greek garb drink free.
Why: Asses are made to bear, and so are you.
When: Fri. at 9 p.m.
Where: The Town Tavern, 134 3rd St., at Sixth Ave. (212-253-6955).

Afternoon Pickup Scene
What: NYC’s fittest pretend to shop — for dates.
Why: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou?
When: Sat. & Sun. post-brunch, pre-nap.
Where: Paragon Sports, 867 Broadway, at 18th St. (212-255-8036).