Let’s say you’re the most organized soul on the planet. Let’s say you’re never forgetful, and you never have one too many. While we’re at it, let’s say you know where your possessions are at all times.

Got that? Good. Now let’s return from fantasyland and face a few facts: Like death and taxes, losing valuables is inevitable. It doesn’t matter how Type A, sober, or together you are; the moment you buy anything you care about, the odds significantly increase that you’ll forget where you put it.

Unless, of course, you Codetag it. These simple but genius little adhesive labels have serial numbers. Attach them to your riches, then register each item (from coats and cell phones to keys) you want to protect. When you lose or misplace it, the finder calls Codetag (so you don’t need to reveal personal information on the item) and Codetag calls you.

Within days you get back your lost item — if not your sense of organization.

Too bad you can’t Codetag your train of thought.

Available online at codetag.com.