National Brat Day

“I want a massage, and I want it now!”

Who hasn’t wanted to say that and have it actually happen? Well, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to help give you the power to make such an impish demand.

DailyCandy has hereby declared this Wednesday, the 8th of March, National Brat Day. Explanation: it’s time to get yourself connected to Healing Hands, the massage dispatch service that will, in a matter of a few hours, deliver a massage therapist and all the necessary fixings (table, towels, spa trinkets and such) to your home, office or wherever you choose.

Best part is, call within the next 48 hours to set up an appointment and Healing Hands will give $20 off to all DailyCandy subscribers.

So, get on it: Embrace your inner brat.