No one invited you on the schooner this weekend? Stick around here. Sucker.

SEE
Style Sessions
What: Riders auction 90 original works of art on skateboards. Funds go to Boarding for Breast Cancer.
Why: Grab, grind, deck, then bail.
When: Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Thru June 3.
Where: Milk Studios, 450 W. 15th St., at Tenth Ave. (212-645-2797). For info, go to freshpaved.com.

Show Me the Money
What: Sarcasm, pointillism, and the reworking of American cultural icons.
Why: Mo’ money, mo’ power.
When: Opening party Thurs., 7-9 p.m.
Where: HiArt! Gallery, 601 W. 26th St., b/t Tenth & Eleventh Aves., Studio 1425I (212-362-8190).

DO
Motherf*cker Rock and Roll Circus Celebration
What: Bearded ladies, jokers, sequins, and spandex unite for the new wave-post-punk-disco dance party.
Why: Speculate the spectacles.
When: Sun., all night.
Where: The Roxy, 515 W. 18th St., b/t Tenth & Eleventh Aves. (212-645-5156).

BUY
In the Now Sample Sale
What: Dresses, skirts, tees, and camis — all wholesale and below.
Why: If not Now, when?
When: Thurs. & Fri., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: The Green Room NYC, 250 W. 39th St., b/t Seventh & Eighth Aves., fourth fl. (212-921-2992).

Bendel’s Accessories-Palooza
What: Trunk shows for Mindy Lam, Lulu Frost, Sherinkles, Vitraux, Michelle Darin, Roberta Chiarella, Karin’s Gardens, and Toki.
Why: Time to consider extra piercings.
When: Thurs.-Sat., 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sun., noon-7 p.m.
Where: Henri Bendel, 712 Fifth Ave., at 56th St. (212-247-1100).