Do you love it when we call you Big Poppa?

HEAR
Suphala
What: Drumming goddess updates tabla traditions with hip-hop and jazz.
Why: It’s so much more than just pop.
When: Thurs. at 8:30 p.m.
Where: Tonic, 107 Norfolk St., b/t Rivington & Delancey Sts. (212-358-7501).

DO
Capture the Flag! Williamsburg
What: Hipsters hit the cobblestones, tag trespassers, and sprint to safety.
Why: Go, Daddy, go.
When: Thurs. at 8 p.m. sharp.
Where: Bedford Ave. & N. 8th St. For more info, rules, and map, go to newmindspace.com.

Stiletto Soother
What: Massage, reflexology, and alignment fix the trauma caused by torture-me footwear.
Why: Your tootsies hurt like a mother.
When: Pronto. Your feet are on display.
Where: Body Central, 99 University Pl., at 12th St., fifth flr. (212-677-5633).

BUY
Treasure Chest
What: Fifteen hundred pieces of vintage costume jewelry from the ’60s, as low as $50.
Why: Ask your sugar daddy.
When: Thurs., 10:30 a.m.-8 p.m.; Fri., 10:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: The Vintage Thrift Shop, 286 Third Ave., b/t 22nd & 23rd Sts. (212-871-0777).

Moss Warehouse Sale
What: Up to 80 percent off hot housewares.
Why: Bring your old man for counsel. (After all, father knows best.)
When: Fri.-Sun., 10 a.m.-4 p.m.
Where: Brooklyn Navy Yard, 63 Flushing Ave., bldg. 3, ste. 810. For information and directions, call (212-204-7100).