Your creative side has had many phases: Rock star. Actress. Writer.

But you quickly learned: You had no rhythm. Scientology wasn’t your bag. And while you can drink like Hemingway, you sure as heck can’t write like he did.

For your next trick — genius contemporary painter — accept some help from the Artists Room, a website that sells kits for budding muralists. Simply pick your pattern, transfer it onto any wall, and trace the image. Then use their idiot-proof painting process (similar to paint-by-number) to transform any room into your own personal gallery.

Designs range from retro and abstract to child-friendly and whimsical. Each kit includes the mural pattern, transfer paper, suggested palette, paintbrush, and instructions. While colors are suggested, they’re not included. So feel free to paint the happy ducks black.

Because you’re so in touch with your artistic dark side, you may well be the next Van Gogh.

Just leave your ears alone.

Available online at artistsroom.com.