When it comes to celebrations, it’s all about the details.

Carnations in a centerpiece? For shame. A piñata without Tootsie Rolls? Madness. A DJ who only plays Klezmer? Who’s the chump in charge here, anyway?

Obviously not Icing, the self-proclaimed “party sweeteners” who’ll whip any event into shape. Let them do the work the next time you have to throw a statement-making bash (corporate fete, shower, kegger) while you take alllll the credit.

Start by filling out the online questionnaire (are you more Vogue or Rolling Stone? MTV or NPR?). They’ll use the answers to develop an appropriate quirky theme (gossip bridal brunch, stitch-and-bitch divorce shower).

Of course, Icing will handle all the details: catering, invitations, party favors, thank-you notes, photography — even press coverage. (Oh, so you’re that kind of host.)

They leave no cupcake unfrosted. No place card misspelled. Your party will surely take the cake.

With icing, naturally. And a cherry on top.

Available online at this-is-icing.com.