When you were a mere yuppie-tyke you dreamed of one day owning a big house with a manicured lawn and a personal chef.

Then you grew up and moved to midtown. Where you now shell out fifteen bucks on a lunch salad and more than a hundred times that for a studio above Kemal’s Curry Emporium. (Welcome home!)

Whatever. Picket fences are as passé as purse charms, and your current abode reflects your personality — bright, informal, cultured, industrious. Just like Koko Company floor mats, capricious carpets that riff on classic Persian rugs.

They come in brilliant colors (flourescent yellow, neon tangerine, turquoise, and cherry) that spruce up the most windowless of converted 2BRs. That they’re made of woven plastic means they’re durable and as easy to clean as they are to mess up. Best of all? Even the biggest one won’t break the bank.

So you can keep the (much needed) change.

Available at Hello Sari, 261 Broome Street, between Allen and Orchard Streets (212-274-0791) or online at kokotrends.com.