Tofu pies? Duck!

DO
Tokion’s Creativity Conference
What: Converse with a global, pop-cultural crowd (Antony & The Johnsons, Richard Prince, and Julie Verhoeven).
Why: Be enticed by the zeitgeist.
When: Sat., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., 11:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m.
Where: Cooper Union’s Great Hall, 7 E. 7th St., at Astor Pl. (212-353-4100). Tickets at tokion.com.

SEE
Assisted Loving
What: NYT columnist Bob Morris examines single life through the eyes of his 80-year-old dad.
Why: Is it love? Or a senior moment?
When: Sun. at 8 p.m.
Where: Lucille Lortel Theatre, 121 Christopher St., b/t Bleecker & Hudson Sts. Tickets at (212-279-4200) or ticketcentral.com.

HEAR
Tessa Souter
What: Lush tones of Afro-British-Caribbean jazz.
Why: You’ll burn a finger holding a torch to her.
When: Fri., 6:15 & 8 p.m.
Where: 55 Bar, 55 Christopher St., b/t Sixth & Seventh Aves. (212-929-9883).

EAT
New, Improved Spotted Pig (Finally) Opens
What: Achin’ for some bacon? Well, they’ve doubled the space.
Why: Cry wee, wee, wee, all the way home.
When: Sat. nite. (Unless you’re with U2. Then you can come on Fri.)
Where: 314 W. 11th St., at Hudson St. (212-620-0393).

NY Wines and Dines
What: Top NYC restos (like Beppe, Les Halles, Hearth) showcase New York wines and food.
Why: Huh. It only takes a village.
When: Thru Oct.
Where: Various restos, shops, and wineries. For a full list, go to newyorkwinesanddines.org.

By the way, happy 25, Odeon.