Sexy nurse? Sexy ghost? Don’t matter, as long as it’s short and tight.

SEE
Shakespeare’s Haunted Pier
What: Examine Caesar’s wounds, Ophelia’s ranting, and Titus’s cannibalism in an eerie interactive performance on the Yankee Ferry.
Why: Like a hell-broth boil and bubble, double double toil and trouble.
When: Sat. & Sun., 2-6 p.m.; Mon., 4-8 p.m.
Where: Pier 25, W. Side Hwy., at N. Moore St.

Cedar Lake
What: Breathtaking contempo ballet (DJ, live music, video projections) in Annie Leibovitz’s spectacular former studio.
Why: It’s a dance dance revolution.
When: Thurs. & Fri., 8 p.m.; Sat., 2 & 8 p.m. Thru Nov. 12.
Where: Cedar Lake, 547 W. 26th St., b/t Tenth & Eleventh Aves. (212-868-4444). Tickets also online at smarttix.com.

EAT
Gatsby Era Tasting Menu
What: Opulent, Roaring Twenties-themed dinner (in five decadent courses).
Why: Quit drinking all the bathtub gin.
When: Halloween night.
Where: Biltmore Room, 290 Eighth Ave., b/t 24th & 25th Sts. (212-807-0111).

Dash Dogs
What: New, late-night shack dishes kosher and veggie frankfurters.
Why: This dog literally feeds the hand that bites.
When: Until 4:30 a.m. (for all you drunks).
Where: 127 Rivington St., b/t Essex & Norfolk Sts. (212-254-8885).

DRINK
Fat Baby
What: Newly minted tri-level drinking and rock venue from the man behind The Dark Room.
Why: A shot of whiskey goes well with a Dash Dog.
When: All the livelong day and night.
Where: 112 Rivington St., b/t Ludlow & Essex Sts. (212-533-1888).