Choosing the right pair of jeans is no easy feat for all you boys.

You’re nervous that the plethora of choices makes you look like you’re working hard to be hip. Unsure if the crazy washes and embellishments are too fey. Gagging over the persistent tight-fit trend.

Kicking Mule Workshop, a new line of denim made just for men, might be just the thing to rectify the tender, damaged relationship between you and your dungarees. Using some crazy Japanese fabric woven on antique looms, they’re specifically constructed to feel like super-soft, vintage classics.

Available in four fits (1950 Classic, Boot Cut 1972, Straight 5Pkt 2010, and 1980 Skinny) and three washes (dark, light, and broken), they go just as easily with loafers as they do with sneaks.

The “just for men” part means that the jeans are cut to specifically flatter the male physique.

So you can finally wear the pants as well as women.

Available at Odin, 328 East 11th Street, between First and Second Avenues (212-475-0666). To see styles, go to kickingmuleworkshop.com.