Hey, cats and canaries.

This is the Jive Turkey, all the way from Brooklyn, here to save your holiday.

Your momma does Thanksgiving old-school style: big ol’ bird and all the fixin’s.

You, you panic.

But don’t blow your lid. Just make a phone call to Jive Turkey.

The JT carves some slice off the Pilgrim tradition with juicy, deep-fried birds delivered to your doorstep. Righteous.

Choose from fifteen flavors that fuse American eats with global grub. The Peking turkey is killer. The Mexican mole will blow your wig. So will honey pecan, Jamaican jerk, peach bourbon, Cajun, and BBQ. Crisp, moist, hot — there’s no border this flock won’t truck it to (including your fifth-floor walk-up).

Order by November 18 and you’re still in time for Thanksgiving. The bird can fly solo or with the rest: French beans, yam brulee, cornbread dressing, mashed potatoes, and, of course, turkey gravy.

Now that’s something to be thankful for.

Dig you later.

The Jive Turkey, 441 Myrtle Avenue, between Clinton Avenue and Waverly, Clinton Hills, Brooklyn (718-797-1688 or thejiveturkey.com).