Is there anything worse than the obligatory dinner party guest?

A persnickety coworker. A crass family friend. Your pal’s catatonic date.

No matter how lovely the place settings, how delicious the food, and how bountiful the alcohol, the night’s ruined because you have to interact with these jerks.

That’s what makes Wine Wala’s wine tasting parties so brilliant. Founder Matthew Lilien, a self-professed wine geek, makes sipping such fun that you’ll be distracted from any of your guests’ odd behaviors (ogling, belligerent ranting, nose picking). Just tell him the type of soiree you’re hosting, and he’ll tailor a special program for your guests.

Can’t tell a chard from a pinot? Think of yourself as a world wine traveler? Whether it’s a casual lecture or a formal tasting session, Lilien comes equipped with enough wine, cheese, and take-home info packets for each person at the party.

He’ll also ensure that your guests drink plenty.

Fingers crossed someone pukes on your coworker.

Wine Wala (917-821-5685 or winewala.com).