Like Alice said: curiouser and curiouser.

EAT
Alice’s Tea Cup, Chapter II
What: Whimsy greets you for scones, French toast, and Humpty Dumpty (a tasty egg dish) at new East Side location.
Why: You’re mad as a hatter. Might as well have tea.
When: Sun., Sat., Fri., and the days before that.
Where: 156 E. 64th St., b/t Third & Lexington Aves. (212-486-9200).

SEE
Pascal Rambert’s Paradis
What: Chaotic, naked, movement-based theater challenges ideas of paradise, love, and time.
Why: Wonderland, reimagined.
When: Thurs.-Sat., 7:30 p.m.
Where: Dance Theater Workshop, 219 W. 19th St., b/t Seventh & Eighth Aves. (212-924-0077).

HEAR
Es e … Festival
What: Accordionist, violinist, and vocalists perform tragicomic story-songs with tango, klezmer, blues, and country hints.
Why: Take care of the sense, and the sounds will take care of themselves.
When: Starts Sun., 9 p.m. Thru Tues.
Where: Epistrophy Cafe, 200 Mott St., b/t Spring & Kenmare Sts.

BUY
Jimmy Choo Sample Sale
What: Plenty of stock and lots of sizes for hungry shoe shoppers.
Why: Off with her head!
When: Mon., 1-8 p.m. (Not the weekend, but you’ll probably skip work for it.)
Where: Shoreham Hotel, 33 W. 55th St., b/t Fifth & Sixth Aves.

Earnest Sewn, Hayden-Harnett, Eugenia Kim
What: Men and women’s denim from $40 at Earnest Sewn; H-H bags from $20; Eugenia Kim’s hats and shoes up to 70 percent off.
Why: You’ll be grinning like a Cheshire.
When: ES, Thurs. & Fri., 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; H-H, Thurs. & Fri., 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; EK, Thurs. & Fri., 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat., noon-8 p.m.
Where: ES, 71 Gansevoort St., 3rd flr., b/t Greenwich & Washington Sts. (212-675-0553); HH, 330 W. 38th St., ste. 503, b/t Eighth & Ninth Aves.; EK, 347 W. 36th St., ste. 502, b/t Eighth & Ninth Aves. (212-674-1345).