This message is brought to you by love and heartbreak.
DO
Kinky-Shrinky Cosmic Love Clinic
What: “Bespoke” sexified astrological readings from stargazers Starsky and Cox.
Why: Quick, dirty, and gratis. As you like it.
When: Daily, 4-7 p.m. Thru. Feb. 14.
Where: Display window of Marc Jacobs, 403 Bleecker St., at W. 11th St.
Embroidered Portraits
What: Turn snapshots of your better half into needle-and-thread images.
Why: A muse for your art.
When: Series of three two-hour classes: Thurs., Mon., Wed.
Where: Make Workshop, 195 Chrystie St., #502, b/t Stanton & Rivington Sts. (212-533-9995).
EAT
Bette Tea
What: Linger over finger sandwiches, clotted cream, and scones.
Why: Tea for two, and two for tea.
When: Daily, 3-5:30 p.m.
Where: Bette, 461 W. 23rd St., b/t Ninth & Tenth Aves. (212-366-0404).
SEE
Inventive Fashion Photographs
What: Annie Leibovitz recreates Alice in fashion Wonderland. Chuck Close renders a nude Kate Moss, and Vik Muniz shows works in wire.
Why: John Galliano as Queen of Hearts. (No joke.)
When: Thurs. & Fri., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat., noon-6 p.m.
Where: Danziger Projects, 521 W. 26th St., b/t Tenth & Eleventh Aves. (212-629-6778).
BUY
INA Designer Resale
What: Up to 70 percent off men’s and women’s resale designer goods at all NYC locations.
Why: Reunite with lost loves: Marni, Chloe, Ralph.
When: Thurs.-Sun., noon-8 p.m.
Where: INA Uptown, 208 E. 73 St., b/t Second & Third Aves (212-249-0014); INA Soho, 101 Thompson St., b/t Prince & Spring Sts. (212-941-4757); INA Men, 262 Mott St., b/t Houston & Prince Sts. (212-334-2210); INA Nolita, 21 Prince St., b/t Mott & Elizabeth Sts. (212-334-9048).
Photo Credit: Tom Ackerman