Harsh February.
You come up too short. Always.
Who needs you? There’s March.

SEE
A Parsifal
What: Susan Sontag’s poetic deconstruction of Wagner’s opera.
Why: A Wag(ner) of the tale.
When: Thurs. & Fri., 8:30 p.m.; Sat., 5 & 8:30 p.m.; Sun., 5 p.m. Thru Mar. 5.
Where: P.S. 122, 150 First Ave., at 9th St. Tickets at 212-352-3101 or online at ovationtix.com.

DO
The Doudou Project
What: Kids (and you) pose with favorite tattered doll, old teddy bear, or doudou (that’s French for security blankie) to become part of a photography exhibition on “transitional objects.”
Why: You’re attached.
When: Sat. & Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: Pomme, 81 Washington St., b/t Front & York Sts., DUMBO (718-855-0623).

BUY
Sample Sale Heaven
What: For one day, couture fans take at least 70 percent off heavy-hitter designer goods for men and women.
Why: Galliano, Cavalli, Dior, oh my.
When: Sun., 1-5 p.m.
Where: Drake Hotel, 440 Park Ave., b/t 56th & 57th Sts. For more information, e-mail samplesaleheaven@gmail.com. 

Desiron
What: A half mil worth of daybeds, end tables, and chairs from factory overruns and floor samples are up to 75 percent off.
Why: It’s a streetcar named Desiron.
When: Thurs., 2-7 p.m., Fri.-Mon., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: 102 Wooster St., b/t Spring & Broome Sts. (212-353-2600).

A Pet’s World Shopping Spree
What: Indulge your pet with wool and velvet coats (were $65-$125, now $20-$50), totes (were $65, now $30), and leather carriers (were $425, now $150).
Why: It’s the whole kitten caboodle.
When: Sat., 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sun., noon-5 p.m.
Where: Trixie + Peanut Pet Emporium, 23 E. 20th St., b/t Broadway & Park Ave. S.