Mama said knock you out. But what she meant was, knock yourself out on her this weekend.

EAT
Lemon Curd
What: Add a dollop to your favorite pastry, cake, or cookie for a tangy treat.
Why: It’s the perfect lemon drop.
Where: Online at stonewallkitchen.com.

DO
Call Your Mother
What: Show appreciation to the woman who carried you around in her womb, ingrate.
Why: Because she’s been waiting 364 days for this Sunday to roll around.
When: First thing Sunday.
Where: Duh, your cellie.

BUY
Blooms
What: Make Mom’s garden beautiful with a plethora of peonies.
Why: Give her some flower power.
Where: Online at songsparrow.com.

SEE
DIY Drive-In Movies
What: Pull a mobmov.org move and screen movies for Ma using the Epson Moviemate.
Why: Don’t tell Mom the babysitter’s dead.
Where: Online at amazon.com.

READ
Finishing Touches
What: Deanna Kizis’s second novel tackles love, death, friendship, interior design — and the  consequences when they all collide.
Why: Touching from start to finish.
Where: Online at amazon.com or at your local bookstore.