If you believe, they put a man on the moon (on this day in 1969).
What: Gravity-defying acrobatic modern dance.
Why: They’re all pulling their weight.
When: Fri., 8 p.m.; Sat., 2 & 8 p.m.
Where: The Joyce Theater, 175 Eighth Ave., at 19th St. Tickets at 212-242-0800 or online at telecharge.com.
Bread and Butter
What: Little garden party with palatable appearances by The Tasting Room, Little Giant, Il Laboratorio del Gelato, Evans Farmhouse Creamery, and Saxelby Cheesemongers.
Why: This one’s a breadwinner.
When: Sat., 2-6 p.m.
Where: M’Finda Kalunga Community Garden, Rivington St., b/t Chrystie & Forsyth Sts. Tickets at brownpapertickets.com.
Moss 3-D Sale
What: Up to 80 percent off discontinued or ever-so-slightly defective chairs, tables, lighting, and sofas.
Why: One man’s trash is another man’s Snowcrash Cloud room.
When: Thurs., 6-9 p.m.; Fri. & Sat., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: Moss Gallery Space, 152 Greene St., at Houston St. (866-888-6677).
Mick Margo Summer Sale and Charlotte Ronson Sample Sale
What: Up to 70 percent off Vena Cava, Alexander Wang, and Lewis Cho at MM; spring and summer inventory 50-70 percent off at C. Ro.
Why: Hoist your sale. This one’s a breeze.
When: Mick Margo, Thurs.-Sat., noon-7 p.m.; Sun., noon-6 p.m.; C. Ronson, Thurs.-Mon., noon-7 p.m.
Where: Mick Margo, 19 Commerce St., b/t Seventh Ave. S. & Bedford St. (212-463-0515); C. Ronson, 239 Mulberry St., b/t Prince & Spring Sts. (212-625-9074).
What: Killer no-frill massage in the privacy of your own home.
Why: Knot in our backyard.
When: Any lazy afternoon.
Where: Chez vous or 1097 Second Ave., b/t 57th & 58th Sts., 2nd flr. (212 593-9904).