This workless weekend is a bit of a circus.

KISS
Central Park Makeout
What: Bring your lip-locking partner (and plenty of mints) to the premier PDA event.
Why: “For no particular cause, other than to promote shameless kissing in public.”
When: Thurs., 7 p.m.
Where: Sheep’s Meadow, CPW, at 66th St.

SEE
Citizen Ship: An Immigrant Rights Fantasia in 10 Short Acts
What: Laze in the park as Circus Amok’s muscle men, stilt-walkers, jugglers, and bearded lady entertain you.
Why: Oooh, ahhhh, ohhh.
When: Fri., 6 p.m.
Where: Riverside Park, at 79th St.

DO
New York Clown Theatre Festival
What: Ride the L to Bedford, don a red nose, join a parade, and engage in a pie fight.
Why: Hello, Bozo.
When: Fri. Meet at 5 p.m. at Union Square to ride the train over to Brooklyn.
Where: Brick Theater, 575 Metropolitan Ave., b/t Union & Lorimer Sts., Williamsburg. Tickets at 212-352-3101 or online at theatermania.com.

EAT
Bamn!
What: Retro automat dispenses bite-size burgers, fried chicken, mac and cheese, and nostalgia, 24/7.
Why: Get out your quarters (snacks cost around two bucks).
When: Whenever you’ve got some spare change.
Where: 37 St. Marks Pl., b/t Second & Third Aves. (212-358-7685).

BUY
Sole Searching with Miss Meghan 
What: “Shoe therapy” (oh, dear) includes closet analysis, customized shoe prescription (shopping), five-star spa pedicure, and overnight stay.
Why: An authentic doctor’s bill of $3,030.
When: When you can’t get ahold of your real therapist.
Where: Mandarin Oriental, 80 Columbus Circle, at 60th St. (212-805-8800).