New York - September 12, 2006

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The Workout Party from ThirdPower Fitness

Scene: Attractive girls, exercising, Union Square

Girl 1 (jumping rope): It’s 6 a.m., we’re sweating obscenely. But wow! How invigorating. Whose genius idea was it to work out together?

Girl 2 (sprinting): Yeah. Feel the burn!

Girl 3 (punching air): You girls are really motivating. This is normally a time for sleeping. What better way to get fit than in a Workout Party?!

Man, in spandex, steps in front of camera

Man: These women are not actors. They’re regular people, just like you: lazy. But through the power of peer pressure, they joined The Workout Party.

It’s easy! Sign up in pairs (or groups of three) at ThirdPower Fitness. Based on your capabilities and interests (dance, yoga, spinning, boxing), trainers will tailor weekly programs — for a fraction of the cost of a personal trainer.

But wait, there’s more. Trainers can incorporate everything from nutrition programs (customized grocery orders, allergy testing) to street fighting (self-defense, martial arts).

Act now, and we’ll throw in this handy dandy vegetable peeler.*

Pan to girls, flexing in bikinis atop muscle cars

In unison: Thanks, Workout Party!!

*Offer not valid.

The Workout Party, ThirdPower Fitness, 46 West 22nd Street, between Fifth & Sixth Avenues, suite 3 (212-727-7627 or thirdpower-fitness.com).