Have your Hush Puppies become slush puppies? Are your ankles reeling from windburn? Are your toes colder than a snow angel on a first date?

Do we have news for you. Put down the Ginsu. Clear the Magic Bullet off your countertop. It’s time to break out a pair of Rubber Duck Snowjoggers.

Yes, Snowjoggers. Part Rainbow Bright, part Napoleon Dynamite, the ’80s-inspired Scandinavian boots will keep your feet safe and sound until the crocuses return.

And check this out: You can wear them to the office. Or home from the gym. Or indoors as you julienne potatoes. Go ahead, we dare you to wear them till hell freezes over.

They’re made for guys and girls and come in gray, white, black, two-tone brown, and multicolors (blue and red or pink and teal).

Act now, and you’ll be one lucky duck. Just remember to give all imitations the boot.

Available online at rubberduckbrand.com.