You, during opening credits: Wait, so Betty works for Daniel, who’s vying for control of the magazine against both Wilhelmina and his transgender brother who recently came back from the dead?
You, during first commercial: Never mind. Got it.
Sometimes a good yarn doesn’t require a backstory.
So it goes with BGN, a new Parisian line of treated linens, flowing silks, and soft cottons making its way to NYC. Each piece in the dainty spring collection (in pale golds, reds, and neutrals) tells its own tale.
Attend a tea party as (naughty) Alice in Wonderland in the sweetheart-neck empire dress. Shout “Go, Tiny Prancer!” at the track, while snapping the suspenders of your knee-length knickers. Then smoke a long (candy) cigarette a la Hepburn in high-waisted shorts.
You’ll be rabble-rousing without saying a word.
These clothes speak for themselves.
Available at Only Hearts, 230 Mott Street, between Prince and Spring Streets (212-431-3694).