New York - June 22, 2007

Midnight Cravings

Insomnia Cookies Delivery Service

Does your restless mind keep you from a good night’s sleep?

Has your body built up a tolerance to the pharm-ambien-esta cocktails you took throughout college?

Then you should consult your health care provider about Insomnia Cookies, the all-natural cookie delivery service.

From 8 p.m. to 2:30 a.m., dozens of gooey, chunky, doughy dollops can be delivered warm to your door (free with orders over $5).

Chocolate chunk, macadamia, peanut butter, and oatmeal rounds have zero regard for portion control or calorie counting — which means they are absolutely delicious.

The service began as a UPenn campus experiment. Alums then set up a West 4th Street bakery to tap into the NYU market.

At the moment, routes run from 19th Street to Houston, Avenue C to the Hudson.*

*Devote at least 30 minutes for delivery. Until you know how you’ll react to Insomnia Cookies, you should not drive or operate machinery. You might want to take them with alcohol, though milk is recommended and can be delivered. Most cookies include some risk of dependency.

Ask yourself if nonnarcotic Insomnia Cookies is right for you.

Available online at insomniacookies.com.

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