More performance-enhancing tips, provided by yours truly.

PARTY
The Sunday Party Lifestyle Concert
What: The first in a series of “full sensory events” with Aedes de Venustas champagne perfume pumped into the room; tasty Justin Bond (a.k.a. Kiki) as the first act; and booty-shaking, sixteen-piece disco-tastic dance band Escort for your listening pleasure.
Why: It’s going to be faaaabulous, bitches!
When: Sun. Open bar, 8-9:30 p.m. Concert at 9:30 p.m.
Where: Bowery Ballroom, 6 Delancey St., at Bowery. Tickets online at ticketmaster.com.

BUY
Tracy Feith
What: Dresses, coats, and pants that make you want to book a trip to St. Tropez are $200 and under. Merch from Le Shack and Raj for less than $75.
Why: Keep the Feith alive.
When: Fri.-Sun., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: 410 W. 14th St., b/t Ninth Ave. & Washington St., 2nd flr. (212-966-6390).

Dolce & Gabbana
What: Up to 70 percent off party frocks, patent leather bags, stilettos, men’s suiting, and more.
Why: You misplaced your signature bustier dress.
When: Fri., 9 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: 85 Spring St., b/t Broadway & Crosby St., 2nd flr. (646-613-7091)

DRINK
Bourgeois Pig
What: The wine bar moved to a new brassy, velvety establishment across the street. Beer cocktails and fondue pots abound.
Why: Bob for sobriety in a bowl of champagne punch.
When: Soft opening this week. Nightly, 5 p.m.-2 a.m.
Where: 111 E. 7th St., b/t First Ave. & Ave. A (212-475-2246).

EAT
Rustic Italian Sunday Dinner
What: Four courses for $42, including ricotta ravioli, pork belly with crispy pecorino potatoes, chocolate panna cotta.
Why: It’s not like you got mamma in the kitchen making it for you.
When: Every Sun., 4:30-9:30 p.m.
Where: L’Impero, 45 Tudor City Pl., b/t First & Second Aves. (212-599-5045).

SEE
Style Wars
What: Aspiring designers battle it out with minimal materials, surprise models, a time limit, and an audience. DJs, beers, and a cash prize on deck add to the madness.
Why: It’s design on speed!
When: Sat. at 10 p.m.
Where: Don Hill’s, 511 Greenwich St., at Spring St. (212-219-2850).