Funny how every time you think you’ve figured your kids out, they present another enigma. The latest puzzle: They proudly show off their battle wounds to their friends. Yet when it’s time for you to apply a bandage, the tears start streaming. Turn that make-believe frown upside down with Ouchies Make Your Own-Ages bandages. Each box comes with twenty solid pink, orange, yellow, blue, and purple adhesive bandages — and three colored markers, so your future Picasso can get to work on a new masterpiece. And design it from, well, scratch. Although figuring out how that giant scribble and two dots is a picture of Spot is a whole other mystery. Available online at ouchiesonline.com.