The Weekend Guide

Pick up a little something from legendary Barneys warehouse sale (today through March 2nd in Chelsea), so that you can pick up a little somethin’ somethin’ later on tonight.

Free Love
What: The New Museum stays up late and opens the top-floor Sky Room for some artsy canoodling.
Why: Art looks real good with a glass of prosecco.
When: Thurs., 7-10 p.m.
Where: New Museum, 235 Bowery, at Prince St. (212-219-1222).

Love at Love
Q-tip and DJ Spinna play nothing but soul-tinged love songs all night long.
Why: Do you love me? (Do you love me?) Now-that-I-can-dance.
When: Thurs., 10 p.m.-late.
Where: 179 MacDougal St., at W. 8th St. (212-477-5683).

The MuseBox Monthly V-Day Edition (We Love You Even If Nobody Else Does)
What: Live performance by sexed-up NYC hip-hoppist, Tippy, and dancy DJ sets to make you feel the rhythm. All. Night. Long.
Why: Let’s get down to bidness.
When: Thurs., 10 p.m.-4 a.m.
Where: 205 Club, 205 Chrystie St., at Stanton St. (212-477-6688).

Stealing Beauty
What: Last chance to catch a film from Israeli video artist Guy Ben-Ner. He plants his wife and kids in various Ikeas and has them act out soap opera scenes (until the showroom staff kicks them out).
Why: A new take on the family man. (You should see the video rendition of Moby Dick set in his kitchen.)
Thru Sat. Daily, 11 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: Postmasters Gallery, 459 W. 19th St., b/t Tenth & Eleventh Aves. (212-727-3323).

Madaleine Mae
What: Low-country comfort food from Barbuto chef Jonathan Waxman.
Why: Pass the Carolina porridge, eggs, country ham, grits, and biscuits, pretty please.
When: Daily, breakfast, 8-11:30 a.m.; lunch, 11:30 a.m.-4 p.m.; dinner, 5-11 p.m.
Where: 461 Columbus Ave., at 82nd St. (212-496-3000).

Fiction’s New Face: Neil Smith
The acclaimed Bang Crunch author reads some excerpts from his quirky, poignant, imaginative short story collection.
Why: Bang? Crunch? The sound of hearts wrenching.
When: Sun., 7 p.m.
Where: KGB Bar, 85 E. 4th St., b/t Second & Third Aves. (212-505-3360).

85 E 4th St
@ 2nd Ave
New York, NY 10003
235 Bowery
@ Prince St
New York, NY 10002