New York - March 21, 2008

Hello, Sweet Thang

Batch Bakery Opens

New hot little sweets shop, Batch, wants sugar daddy.

Get ready for a helluva ride with one smart cookie.

Pichet Ong’s all-natural girl next door is Venetian punk meets industrial glam. Want sweet plus edgy? See these splatter-paint walls, neon cake stands, sparkly drainage-pipe-and-dripping-crystal chandeliers.

Sit on this cozy stool and spin. This shop’s got a lot to give: steamy cookies, handcrafted ice cream, tapioca pearl drinks, pineapple chevre cheesecake — and did somebody mention puddin’? Try a thick, rich spoonful of the Ovaltine variety (mm-hmm, it’s fortified).

Turn-ons include parties, surprise dessert courses, and passion fruit sherbet cups. Yuzu shortbread and biscotti are ready for pickup by the slice or batch. You can even bake this frozen cookie dough in your own oven.

Oh, yes. Deliveries, too.

Sex, age, orientation not important. All requests responded to.

Batch, 150b West 10th Street, between Waverly Place and Greenwich Avenue (212-929-0250).