It’ll leave a good taste in your mouth.

SIP
The Billionaire’s Vinegar Tasting
What: With tongue firmly in cheek, the author of a book about fraudulent wine will be on hand to sip second-label vintages from top Bordeaux chateaus with you.
Why: Full-bodied event with a nice vino finish.
When: Thurs., 7-9 p.m.
Where: Pasanella and Son Vintners, 115 South St., at Peck Slip (212-233-8383).

BUY
Honey in the Rough and Narnia Sale
What: One hundred years of vintage (1890-1990) for $40-$80; up to 75 percent off Alice McCall, Tsumori Chisato, Emma Cook, Samantha Pleet, United Bamboo, and more.
Why: Honey, you’re home.
When: Fri. & Sat., 11 a.m.-8 p.m.
Where: 157 Rivington St., b/t Suffolk & Clinton Sts. (212-228-6415).

Luca Luca Sample Sale
What: Now this is a sale — up to 90 percent off pants, tops, jackets, and more.
Why: Ladies love Luca.
When: Thurs. & Fri., 8:30 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sat. & Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: 19 W. 36th St., b/t Fifth & Sixth Aves., 4th flr.

EAT
Porchetta
What: 50 Carmine’s Sara Jenkins packs juicy lunchtime pork sammies with cracklin’s.
Why: This piggy’s in the bank.
When: You’re out for recess.
Where: 110 E. 7th St., b/t First Ave. & Ave. A (212-777-2151).

SEE
Tropfest NY
What: Pack a picnic in prep for breezy ballads and shorts at Tribeca’s outdoor movie house.
Why: Brevity is best.
When: Fri., 5 p.m.
Where: WFC Plaza, 200 Vesey St., at the Hudson River (212-219-1699).