This is the true story … of eight strangers who take a class … and find out what happens when people stop ordering in … and start cooking …

[Restaurant-style kitchen in Midtown]

Writer: So, like, what’s the word on The Social Table?

Student: Just that chef-owner Rebecca Goldfarb is the best roommate you’ve never had. She provides the aprons, recipes, tools, and fresh ingredients for the ultimate laid-back dinner party.

DJ: We bring the booze. She brings the bossa nova and culinary know-how.

Ad Exec: Classes like One Pot, One Pan mean killer basics like orecchiette with spicy sausage and crispy-skin chicken over winter vegetables.

Slacker: The best part? You won’t have to clean a single dish!

Actress: Broaden your range at the seasonally inspired events.

Banker: Or, if you’re less adventurous, take a pal or arrange a private session with your best buds.

TV Producer: Like those crazy kids over in Red Hook.

The Social Table (646-649-4533 or thesocialtable.com).