The subtitles are on the wall.GO (and WATCH)Scandinavian Film SeriesWhat: Brooklyn design shop hosts five weeks of outdoor movie screenings at its 4,000-square-foot shop, garden, and cafe upstate.Why: A two-hour drive gets you Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Sweden, Norway, and popcorn.When: Thru Sept. 12. Sat., 8 p.m. Make a weekend of it. Where: Scandinavian Grace Catskills Flagship, 2866 State Rte. 28, Shokan (845-657-2759).HEARIt Came from BrooklynWhat: New performance series in honor of the Guggenheim’s 50th anniversary features a marching band, two indie rock groups, and Colson Whitehead reading Walt Whitman.Why: The first 25 DC readers to purchase a ticket here get a free pass to the museum anytime this year. When: Fri., 8 p.m.-midnight.Where: 1071 Fifth Ave., b/t 88th & 89th Sts., rotunda (212-423-3500). SEEJenny Rocha & Her Painted Ladies What: A troupe of vaudevillian-like dancers brings physical comedy to charming vignettes.Why: Take all the single ladies.When: Sun., 7:30 p.m.Where: Le Poisson Rouge, 158 Bleecker St., b/t Thompson & Sullivan Sts. (212-505-3474).SNACKArtisanal FrankfurtersWhat: Local, seasonal sausages made with whole cuts, no filler, and homemade condiments.Why: If only all wieners were sustainable.When: Mon., Wed. & Thurs., 7 a.m.-midnight; Tues., 7 a.m.-noon; Sat., 9 a.m.-2 a.m.; Sun., 9 a.m.-10 p.m.Where: Bark Hot Dogs, 474 Bergen St., b/t Fifth & Flatbush Aves., Park Slope (718-789-1939).Gluten-Free CupcakesWhat: Bouley alum bakes a sweet snack sans cereals (like wheat, barley, and rye).Why: A piece of cake for sensitive types.When: Blood sugar is low.Where: Flavors and locations at cupcakestop.com.