Sailing into week three of the holiday party booze cruise, ready to jam toothpicks in your irises if you encounter another cheese platter or pickle plate?

There’s an app for that.

It’s Kors d’Oeuvres, a new line of dips and spreads handmade by Korey Provencher. The Brooklyn punster whips up creamy concoctions like white bean and roasted olive; roasted pumpkin, butternut squash, and goat cheese; and the “world’s greatest” onion dip (really, it is) at home while watching episodes of Glee.

For the holidays, Provencher is offering an instant party service — six sixteen-ounce dips of your choice with an array of conduits like flatbreads, cornbread crackers, and crudité, plus delivery anywhere in Brooklyn and Manhattan, all for $100.

Start spreading the news.

For more information, go to korsdoeuvres.com. Find him Saturdays at the Brooklyn Flea.

Photo: Courtesy of Korey Provencher