Photos: Courtesy of Lomography Gallery Store Operators are standing by.SNAPLomography Store Sale What: The grainy, hypersaturated colors generated by Lomo cameras can be yours at up to 50 percent off.Why: The Diana F+ camera is $48 instead of $95, and a Fisheye 2 is $35 (was $70).When: Sat., 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.Where: Lomography Gallery Store, 41 W. 8th St., b/t Sixth Ave. & McDougal St. (212-529-4353).DIALRicky’s Beauty Emergency HotlineWhat: The professional cosmetics mecca can now deliver any product to your door in under an hour.Why: “Call 911. I think I might be having a hair attack. Get pomade and a beauty EMT here, stat.”When: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m.Where: Order via phone at 877-447-4259.ROCK Cake Shop’s Haiti BenefitWhat: Low-fi Brooklyn punk outfit Mr. Dream (along with NT Trio and Signal Break) turn it up to 11 tonight — for a cause.Why: Your $7 (or $6 with a canned good) goes straight to Music Vs Hunger’s Haiti relief benefit.When: Thurs., 8 p.m.Where: Cake Shop, 152 Ludlow St., b/t Stanton & Rivington Sts. (212-253-0036).GIVEPoor, Pretty, and Fashionable FundraiserWhat: Alice Chan’s newbie LES resale shop, PPF Consignment, is accepting stylish clothing donations to sell, with all proceeds split between the Red Cross and Doctors Without Borders.Why: Pare down or plump up your closet; jackets and bags are only $10. When: Fri., 5-8 p.m.; Sat. & Sun., noon-8 p.m. Where: 168 Ludlow St., b/t Houston & Stanton Sts. (212-677-7973).FEASTCassoulet Tasting Festival What: Sample seven versions of the traditional French slow-cooked bean stew in one sitting.Why: Ten seats have been set aside for DailyCandy readers.When: Sat., 12:30-3:30 p.m.Where: Savoy, 70 Prince St., at Crosby St. (212-219-8570). $65 per person; reservations required.STRETCHWhat: Follow cult instructor Elena Brower and downward dog your way into the weekend under Gabriel Orozco’s large-scale sculpture. Ten spots are being held for DailyCandy readers.Why: This is the closest you’ll come to fulfilling that cartwheeling-through-a-museum fantasy.When: Sat., 8:30-10 a.m. Doors open at 8 a.m.Where: MoMA, 11 W. 53rd St., b/t Fifth & Sixth Aves. (212-333-1240). R.S.V.P. to firstname.lastname@example.org.INDULGEVillage Tart What: This new 50-seater from Pichet Ong and Lesly Bernard spotlights both sweet (salted caramel) and savory (French onion) tarts.Why: A flaky golden crust is the secret to happiness.When: Sun.-Wed., 7 a.m.-midnight.; Thurs.-Sat., 7 a.m.-2 a.m. Where: 86 Kenmare St., at Mulberry St. (212-226-4980).