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SNAP
Lomography Store Sale
What: The grainy, hypersaturated colors generated by Lomo cameras can be yours at up to 50 percent off.
Why: The Diana F+ camera is $48 instead of $95, and a Fisheye 2 is $35 (was $70).
When: Sat., 10:30 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: Lomography Gallery Store, 41 W. 8th St., b/t Sixth Ave. & McDougal St. (212-529-4353).

DIAL
Ricky’s Beauty Emergency Hotline
What: The professional cosmetics mecca can now deliver any product to your door in under an hour.
Why: “Call 911. I think I might be having a hair attack. Get pomade and a beauty EMT here, stat.”
When: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: Order via phone at 877-447-4259.

ROCK
Cake Shop’s Haiti Benefit
What: Low-fi Brooklyn punk outfit Mr. Dream (along with NT Trio and Signal Break) turn it up to 11 tonight — for a cause.
Why: Your $7 (or $6 with a canned good) goes straight to Music Vs Hunger’s Haiti relief benefit.
When: Thurs., 8 p.m.
Where: Cake Shop, 152 Ludlow St., b/t Stanton & Rivington Sts. (212-253-0036).

GIVE
Poor, Pretty, and Fashionable Fundraiser
What: Alice Chan’s newbie LES resale shop, PPF Consignment, is accepting stylish clothing donations to sell, with all proceeds split between the Red Cross and Doctors Without Borders.
Why: Pare down or plump up your closet; jackets and bags are only $10.

When: Fri., 5-8 p.m.; Sat. & Sun., noon-8 p.m.

Where: 168 Ludlow St., b/t Houston & Stanton Sts. (212-677-7973).

FEAST
Cassoulet Tasting Festival
What: Sample seven versions of the traditional French slow-cooked bean stew in one sitting.
Why: Ten seats have been set aside for DailyCandy readers.
When: Sat., 12:30-3:30 p.m.
Where: Savoy, 70 Prince St., at Crosby St. (212-219-8570). $65 per person; reservations required.

STRETCH
What: Follow cult instructor Elena Brower and downward dog your way into the weekend under Gabriel Orozco’s large-scale sculpture. Ten spots are being held for DailyCandy readers.
Why: This is the closest you’ll come to fulfilling that cartwheeling-through-a-museum fantasy.
When: Sat., 8:30-10 a.m. Doors open at 8 a.m.
Where: MoMA, 11 W. 53rd St., b/t Fifth & Sixth Aves. (212-333-1240). R.S.V.P. to yogamoma@flavorpill.com.

INDULGE
Village Tart
What: This new 50-seater from Pichet Ong and Lesly Bernard spotlights both sweet (salted caramel) and savory (French onion) tarts.
Why: A flaky golden crust is the secret to happiness.
When: Sun.-Wed., 7 a.m.-midnight.; Thurs.-Sat., 7 a.m.-2 a.m.
Where: 86 Kenmare St., at Mulberry St. (212-226-4980).