Dance of the decades.
An Epic Voyage
What: The pretty people will come out for music by DJ Squigz, heavy hors d’oeuvres, and a top-shelf bar combined with some of the best views in the city.
Why: The Vintage boys know how to party.
When: Tonight, 8:30 p.m.-2 a.m.
Where: Waterbar and Epic Roasthouse, 369 The Embarcadero South, at Folsom St. (415-369-9955). Tickets online at eventbrite.com.
Craig Robinson at Cobb’s Comedy Club
What: An evening of stand-up with your favorite character from The Office, Pineapple Express, and Fanboys.
Why: A friend of Rogan and Franco’s is a friend of ours.
When: Tonight, 7 & 9:30 p.m.; Fri. & Sat., 8 & 10:15 p.m.
Where: 915 Columbus Ave., at Lombard St. (415-928-4320).
What: The “mother of all New Year’s” parties features a slew of DJs and a special performance by none other than Vanilla Ice (yes, you read that correctly).
Why: Too cold, too cold.
When: Tonight, 8 p.m.
Where: The Regency Ballroom, 1290 Sutter St., at Van Ness Ave. (415-673-5716). Tickets at wanttickets.com.
Spa for a Cause
What: Simply enter to win treatments for a year at local spas like Bliss SF and Burke Williams, and Spa for a Cause will donate $1 to Toys for Tots.
Why: It’s never too late to spread a little holiday cheer.
When: Thru Jan. 4.
Photo: _FXR / Flickr