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DON
Mary Meyer Muscle Tees
What: The Brooklyn designer’s newest collection of cropped tops, tanks, and tunics ($74-$93) features codified sayings — providing a clever twist on dull slogan tees.
Why: Get “High on Love” in public without the shaming glances.
When: You’re looking to show off those guns.
Where: Online at marymeyerclothing.com.

REMOVE
Unwanted Hair
What: Take 50 percent off the bikini wax service of your choice ($10-$25) when you mention this e-mail.
Why: It’s spring. It’s time.
When: Thru Apr. 30.
Where: Eve, 55 W. 8th St., b/t Sixth Ave. & MacDougal St. (212-807-8054).

EAT
Beba Opens
What: Overlook dizzying floral decor to focus on the refined Mediterranean flavors at this unassuming new SoHo spot.
Why: The feta Napoleon with fig puree and sesame vinaigrette is crumbly perfection.
When: Opens Mon. Daily, 11 a.m.-2 a.m.
Where: 71 Spring St., b/t Lafayette & Crosby Sts. (212-343-2322).

WATCH
Decalogue: Films You Can Count on Two Hands
What: Screen daily double features from ten international artists at the film festival-style exhibition’s specially constructed cinema.
Why: We adore Christine Rebet’s surreal and hypnotic animations.
When: Thru May 2. Tues.-Sat., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., 2-6 p.m.
Where: Winkleman Gallery, 621 W. 27th St., at Eleventh Ave. (212-643-3152).

SHOP
Inhabit Sample Sale
What: Cotton cardigans, plus linen tunics and dresses for less than $60.
Why: Dibs on the featherweight cotton cardi ($50).
When: Wed. & Thurs., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: 1441 Broadway, b/t 40th & 41st Sts., 24th flr.

Photo: Courtesy of Mary Meyer