ShopTalk: Go with the Faux

Not quite beach ready now (or ever)? Some quick fixes to help mask your trouble zones.

wiksten ikat top!Give ’Em the Shoulder
Hide those batwings with a Wiksten ikat top ($150) handmade in Brooklyn by Jenny Gordy. The cutouts cleverly showcase sexy shoulders while masking the tricep danger zone.
happy gogh clog!Walk on By
A fitness trend gets a fashion update. The FitFlop Happy Gogh clog ($119 at Kirna Zabête; to preorder, call 212-941-9656) tones leg muscles and improves posture while you walk.

sponge lavender aromatherapy mist!Get Some Peace of Mind
It may not be a trip to Mykonos, but a spritz of Greek line Sponge’s lavender aromatherapy mist ($45) can help you achieve a frown line-free forehead.
only ny vintage fabric hats!Flip Your Lid
No one will know just how humidity tortured your hair is under a vintage cherry-, rose-, or mushroom-print fabric baseball cap ($85-$100).

umbrian clay treatment bar!Cover All the Bases
Whatever ails your skin, Fresh’s Umbrian clay bar ($38) can surely help: It can be used as a spot treatment, purifying mask, hair clarifier, and soothing body treatment.

For vegan balms, beach hair-approximating spray, and cleavage pumping potions, go to ShopTalk.