We’re a teany bit obsessed.

HYDRATE
Matcha Box
What: Ancient green tea ceremony meets urban pop-up Zen pen, where you can get your wholesome, energizing fill of everything matcha: wagashi, iced tea, pastry, marshmallows.
Why: Coast through the day with one cup of the nutrient-rich, cholorophyll-charged beverage. We did.
When: Thru June 30. Sat.-Tues., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Thurs & Fri., 4-7 p.m.
Where: 33 Crosby St., b/t Broome & Grand Sts. Whet your whistle with this matcha-centric slide show.

GET FRESH
Harvest Menu
What: Greenmarket vet Guy Jones supplies the organic summer produce for a special Blooming Hill Farm-to-table, five-course supper ($75).
Why: Nettle and lamb’s quarter mezzaluna; wild striped bass with pickled beets, spring onion, radicchio, and dandelion; plus anise hyssop pastry cream with roasted strawberries.
When: Mon.-Thurs., 5-11 p.m.
Where: Telepan, 72 W. 69th St., b/t Columbus Ave. & Central Park West (212-580-4300).

SHOP
Thread Social Sale
What: Up to 65 percent off the feminine label’s summer party frocks.
Why: The unexpectedly chic one-shoulder dress in navy mesh (reg. $405, now $189).
When: You’re ready to mingle, but pants look less than friendly.
Where: Online at swirl.com.

Loomstate/Rogan Sample Sale
What: More than 75 percent off denim, tees, sweatshirts, jackets, and frocks from both earth-loving labels.
Why: Loomstate’s Tuck shirtdress (reg. $200, now $40) and clean-cut Forget Me Knot button-up (reg. $128, now $40), plus Rogan’s skinny Tunnel jeans (reg. $260, now $60-$110).
When: Wed. & Thurs., 8 a.m.-8 p.m.; Fri., 8 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: 91 Franklin St., at Church St. & Broadway (646-827-7579).

STRETCH
Yoga at the Great Lawn
What: Practice your downward dog alongside 9,999 other mat worshippers as you follow the lead of instructor Elena Brower (and 200 helper yogis).
Why: Registration is packed, but ten randomly chosen readers who use promo code DC will receive a free pair of tickets to the largest yoga event in North America.
When: Tues., 6 p.m.
Where: Central Park, 81st St., at Central Park West.

INTERACT
Eleven Heavy Things
What: Hug strangers, put on your best lying face, and act guilty at quirk-prankster Miranda July’s outdoor exhibit.
Why: The only thing on a pedestal will be you. Preview it here.
When: Thru Oct. 3.
Where: Center Lawn, Union Square Park, Broadway, b/t 14th & 17th Sts.

Photo: Courtesy of Matcha Box