Shake up your morning routine.PROCRASTINATEBirdbath What: Pull up a hardwood scrap stool inside the cafe for a breakfast respite (maple-bacon biscuits, rice milk muffins, legendary hot cocoa) courtesy of The City Bakery.Why: Bottoms up — search for hidden carvings of the museum beneath your keester. On your way out, don’t miss the perfect-for-gifting Rorschach coasters, dandelion necklaces, and bullet pens. When: Wed. & Fri.-Sun., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.; Thurs., 11 a.m.-9 p.m.Where: New Museum, 235 Bowery, at Prince St. (212-219-1222).VIBEBrooklyn Soul FestivalWhat: Polished vets (Vernon Garrett, Betty Harris) and new-school crooners (Eli “Paperboy” Reed) take the likely 1,000+ crowd on a two-night trek to funkytown.Why: Power up for vinyl diving at DJ Shakey’s record fair (Sat., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.) with serious BBQ from Fette Sau. When: Fri. & Sat., 8 p.m.-4 a.m.Where: The Bell House, 149 7th St., b/t Second & Third Aves., Gowanus (718-643-6510). Tickets ($20-$40) online at ticketweb.com.VISITThe Insound Design StoreWhat: The online indie music retailer pops up in Soho — along with hard-to-find silk-screened concert posters, turntables (Pro-Ject, Thorens), headphones (Urbanears, Eskuché), and tunes. Why: Special guest DJs (Nick Zinner of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Fred Armisen), plus free Tiger Beer.When: Fri.-Sun., 10 a.m.-10 p.m.; DJs, 7-10 p.m.Where: 201 Mulberry St., b/t Kenmare & Spring Sts.SHOPLife: Curated OpensWhat: Get your hands on must-have men’s and women’s apparel and accessories (Timo Weiland, Mary Meyer, West/Feren), plus one-of-a-kind furniture and home goods (Suki Cheema textiles).Why: Oh, you thought we were done? Add Triskaidekaphobia jewelry, Hansel from Basel tights, and Lorick to the shopping list.When: Tues.-Sat., noon-8 p.m.; Sun., noon-6 p.m.Where: 186 Grand St., b/t Bedford & Driggs Aves., Williamsburg (347-689-9143).Everbrite Mercantile Co. OpensWhat: Local jeweler Mollie Dash takes her quirky-fun online emporium real time with this Pee-wee’s Playhouse-like shop that has homemade art (duck-sauce-packet mobile) and a massive vintage arcade bowling game.Why: Gifts for you and yours, like “crumpled” porcelain sake sets from Japan, Kwilti denim pillow cases, Jao brand apothecary items, and lettuce-scented soap.When: Opens Mon., noon-7 p.m. Reg. hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-7 p.m.Where: 351 Van Brunt St., b/t Dikeman & Wolcott Sts., Red Hook (718-522-6121).TASTECentral Park (Kind Of.)What: The Carlyle Restaurant crafts a seasonal menu around ingredients indigenous to Manhattan’s largest backyard.Why: Kampachi with razor clams and sauteed dandelions, sumac-spiced Amish chicken, and potato-crusted black bass with burdock and beets.When: Thru Dec. 21.Where: 35 E. 76th St., at Madison Ave. (212-570-7192).Photo: Courtesy of the New Museum Up to 55% off Degaine & Reverse by DolanWhen it comes to effortless outfits, jeans and T-shirts top everybody’s list. Snag velvety soft denim by Degaine and sultry tops from Reverse by Dolan while they’re up to 55% off on Swirl.