The Weekend Guide

bohemian wagyu beef sliders!

Wherefore art thou?

Our Secret Spot

Walk past a butcher shop and down a hallway to Bohemian, the exclusive dining hideaway/living room space formerly owned by Andy Warhol and occupied by renowned street artist Jean-Michel Basquiat.
Why: There to greet you — Wagyu beef sliders layered with pecorino, sauteed onion, and sun-dried tomato; ikura caviar and uni rice bowls; and cold glasses of sweet potato beer.
When: Mon.-Sat., 6-10:30 p.m.; Sun., 6-10 p.m.
Where: To gain access to the location and phone number (and make the required reservation), follow the directions at playearth.jp. (Hint: It requires an e-mail debriefing.)

Cool as Ice
Drop that zero and get with the rap outlaw hero in this highly underrated Vanilla Ice vehicle from ’91.
Why: After capturing Rob Van Winkle’s epic dance moves, cinematographer Janusz Kaminski would go on to win Oscars for his work in Schindler’s List and Saving Private Ryan.
When: Fri., 10 p.m.
Where: 92YTribeca, 200 Hudson St., b/t Desbrosses & Vestry Sts. (212-601-1000). Tickets ($10) online at 92y.org.

The Feast: Pop Art Pop-Up
This week in temporary dining, 15-year-old wunderchef Greg Grossman applies his molecular gastronomy know-how to a four-course dinner inspired by the works of Koons, Hirst, Lichtenstein, and Murakami.
Why: The soon-to-be-opened Sanctuary Hotel venue will be designed to look like “Andy Warhol’s mind circa 1982.” (We hear rumors of visual installations and ten- to twenty-foot wall decals.)
When: Fri. & Sat., 8:30 p.m.
Where: 132 W. 47th St., b/t Sixth & Seventh Aves. Reservations ($95 plus tax and tip) online at thepopuprestaurant.com.

ABC Carpet & Home Warehouse Sale
Select furniture, home accessories, lighting, bedding, and antique and vintage carpets at up to 75 percent off.
Why: Calvin Klein, Theodore Alexander, and John Reeves are welcome guests in your apartment.
When: Thurs. & Fri., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: 1055 Bronx River Ave., at Watson Ave., Bronx (718-842-8772).

Kings County Jerky Co.
Elevate the junk food in your diet with strips of the Korean BBQ (chili paste, garlic, toasted sesame seeds), orange-ginger (with Sichuan pepper and star anise), and classic (Spanish paprika, dark molasses) varieties.
Why: Veggie lovers can soon get in on the action with a portobello mushroom flavor.
When: You’re done pretending those 100-calorie packs taste like anything but disappointment.
Where: Online at kingscountyjerky.com.

Humans of New York
Brandon Stanton aims to capture the graceful faces of at least 10,000 NYC inhabitants (eventually organized by date and hood) for his sweeping photographic census.
Why: Of more than 1,700 images, we fancy the lip-puckering mimes and urban cowboys.
When: You’d like to know more about your neighbors.
Where: Online at humansofnewyork.com.

Photo: Anusha Alikhan

Sanctuary Hotel
132 W 47th St
bt 6th & 7th Aves
New York, NY 10036
200 Hudson St
@ Canal St
New York, NY 10013
ABC Carpet & Home Outlet
1055 Bronx River Ave
@ Watson Ave
Bronx, NY 10472