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Get Real NY Craft Beer & Food Festival
What: Unlimited grub (Luke’s Lobster, Cafe d’Alsace) and free-flowing suds (Kelso of Brooklyn, Sixpoint Craft Ales) in support of The New York City Coalition Against Hunger.
Why: An 80-plus cask list with appearances by Lagunitas Hairy Eyeball, Ballast Point Tongue Buckler, and Defiant Little Thumper.
When: Sat. & Sun., noon-3 p.m. & 5-8 p.m.
Where: The Altman Building, 135 W. 18th St., b/t Sixth & Seventh Aves. Tickets ($60-$75) online at getrealny2.eventbrite.com.
M:Zero Shoe Collection
What: The plastic footwear purveyor behind Melissa unveils a boldly colored men’s line.
Why: Slip-on drivers and classic lace-ups ($130) in violet, navy, and black.
When: Tues.-Sat., noon-8 p.m.; Sun., noon-7 p.m.
Where: Alter, 407 Graham Ave., b/t Jackson & Withers Sts., Greenpoint (718-609-0203).
What: Behind an unmarked door in a comically narrow town house/gallery, you’ll find work by artists both legendary (Rauschenberg, Warhol) and up-and-coming (Paul McCarthy, Mike Kelley).
Why: An art show without any paint — canvases are burned, slashed, or knotted; color comes from crushed flowers, gold leaf, Kool-Aid, and — in the case of two Warhols — urine.
When: Tues.-Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: Luxembourg & Dayan, 64 E. 77th St., b/t Madison & Park Aves. (212-452-4646).
What: Open your ears to genre-crossing (punk, metal, reggae) instrumental from the band that once backed Mike Patton.
Why: In between thrashing guitar, you get foot-tapping “Drive by Dub.”
When: Today, 7:30 p.m.
Where: The Mercury Lounge, 217 E. Houston St., b/t Ludlow & Essex Sts. (212-260-4700). Admission is $10.
Project No. 8 + Tom Scott Pop-Up Shop
What: Color-block mesh tees, striped cardigans, polka-dot sweaters, and other limited-edition pieces ($250-$750) from Scott’s spring line.
Why: Don’t forget to peruse the selection of accessories (gloves, slippers, visors, tote bags) and home goods.
When: Thru Mar. 27. Wed.-Sun., noon-7 p.m.
Where: 186 Duane St., b/t Greenwich & Hudson Sts. (212-966-3904).
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