(a) Spend yourself silly at Saks.
(b) Drink too much merlot, get hives, call your ex, call your therapist, and both hang up on you.
(c) Run away to Africa.
They can get you drunk and make you hit on people you never would.
They can slip you a freebie if you seem really pathetic.
Some will even let you cry on ...
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