A slip-on faux posy takes Sir Licks-a-Lot from field scrounger to black-tie formal lickety-split.

Available at bowhausnyc.com, $18.

You say: “They just won’t learn to catch their own kibble crumbs and water dribbles.” We say: “There’s always obedience school. And this dish.”

Available at hepper.com, $39.

Just because you don’t kiss on the mouth doesn’t mean you love them any less. Slobber-friendly chew sets spell it out in style.

Available at mymascot.com, $12.

His favorite pastime: doggie dreaming. Your favorite pastime: watching him doggie dreaming in this striped bed. (And possibly that striped sweater.)

Available at thebay.com, $67.50.

The gentle spearmint- and lemon peel-infused fur wash is based on favorites from the fabled apothecary source’s award-winning line.

Available at aesop.com, $35.

Up! (They pop open with the flick of two thumbs.) Down! (They pack flat into a purse-friendly disc.) Good bowls.

Available at blisspaws.com, $12 each.

Dogs deserve trendy prints, too. Especially when they’re dreamed up by a pair of Louisiana-based designers and benefit the Gulf Coast Fund.

Available at seescoutsleep.com, $26.

You’d trust your pooch with your life, but since he can’t do the backstroke, strap him into one of these when you head out on the water.

Available at rei.com, $80.

From burrow-friendly crawl holes to contrast stitching and liners, there’s absolutely nothing not fetching about these kitty beds.

Available at etsy.com, $55-$90.

Paws for the cause: A restorative cocoa butter, aloe vera, and safflower oil mix makes for one soothing puppy-foot salve.

Available at harrybarker.com, $10.

If we didn’t know better, we’d swear the upcycled bamboo bobber was designed by a cat suffering from PTSD. (Note the jangling charms and German shepherd bait.)

Available at digsshowroom.com, $12.

A crazy cat lady you are not. A minimal-mod waste box is right at home with owners who appreciate smart decor as much as viral kitten videos.

Available at moderncatdesigns.com, $129.

Step up the dinner routine with a spill-resistant (and kick-resistant) food and water bowl duo.

Available at neatfeeder.com, $35-$66.

An air-freshening rubber bone — emitting a scent like green apple, cucumber melon, or ocean breeze — beats the heck out of your pooch’s default mystery breath.

Available at otomik.com, $6.

The nap bins have removable fleece lining and a sleek wicker design sure to suit any feline with a penchant for catching zzz’s in your laundry basket.

Available at us.mungoandmaud.com, $112-$123.

If animal-themed catnip merged with a herd of pinatas, the result would look a little something like this.

Available at myownpetballoon.com, $15 apiece.

The incredibly tough, tear-proof balls, tossing discs, and treat keepers passed the sniff test with our rowdiest players.

Available at bionicplay.com, $10-$20.

Put the kibosh on the old darting-into-the-intersection routine. Bungee-style stretch and resistance design corrects bad habits without yanking your chain.

Available at wackywalkrstore.com, $27-$38.

They float. They squeak. You can clean them in the washing machine. (Unlike some other furry friends we know.)

To anyone who prefers porcelain bowls to drinking glasses, a packable tray is the bento box of doggie bags.

Available at petco.com, $18-$20.

There’s never been any doubt that Mr. Whiskers is the cat’s meow. Interchangeable gingham, satin, and polka-dot bows are only fitting.

Available at etsy.com, $25.

A barrel-shaped holster and 40 tearaway disposable bags come in plenty handy when you’re packing that kind of heat.

Available at umbra.com, $6.

Chin up for anyone who’s lost a beloved pet. Simple wood boxes can be customized using collar tags, carvings, and bits from treasured toys.

Available at byandbymemorials.com, $100-$130.