Living things are so overrated.
Like bonsai. Oh, sure, they’re cute. But then it’s just an endless cycle of trimming, watering, and shaping. Like hair but worse.
Wouldn’t it be great to nix all that maintenance? Jade trees, made ...
In the beginning, God created stuff.
Then, thanks to humankind, we got the hybrid. Brunch, for example. A gem of an idea. Soon, however, things got a bit out of hand.
To wit: The Labradoodle. Yogilates.
But ...
Bedtime. A dark hour. Your mind teems with today’s dramas and tomorrow’s anxieties. Fear creeps in. Insomnia looms. A sort of fever overtakes you. And there’s only one cure.
The cool spot.
That elusive, palm-size patch of pillow that soothes ...
There are finicky dogs. And then there are finicky dogs.
You know the type. The sort of canine who eschews the ordinary. Who expects the best. Who wants, in short, what you have. Alpo? Yeah, right. Pass the foie ...
Crisis. Is your Saturday Night Cutie a keeper? Is it time to go to grad school? Do market conditions say the time is ripe to buy a little shack in the country?
Dang. Where is that Magic 8 Ball when ...
Stressed? Of course you are.
Grinding your teeth at night? We hear you. But that mouth guard of yours is, well, icky. No wonder your significant other has been coming to bed late … you drool hound.
So until someone ...
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Laundry Day. Wash, rinse, repeat. Sigh. It never ends.
You can launder till you’re blue in the face (and wrinkled in the fingertips), but in four days there’ll be more. The irrefutable law of fashion holds that ...
What were you thinking planning a dinner party for Friday night? You got stuck at work. Your place is a mess. (The bathroom? Don’t go there.) What you really want is a glass of wine and a facial.
Why not ...
